Post by The Dark Knight on Aug 23, 2017 8:37:22 GMT
HANDYMAN HUSBAND
Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."