Post by The Dark Knight on Aug 8, 2017 12:11:10 GMT
When your Health is causing you problems always get a Third opinion!
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup Test matches but was not feeling very well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced testicular problems and that the only cure was to have his testicles removed.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner, so he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he thought he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Testicular suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls"
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "Them Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup Test matches but was not feeling very well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced testicular problems and that the only cure was to have his testicles removed.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner, so he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he thought he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Testicular suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls"
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "Them Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"