Post by The Dark Knight on Sept 24, 2015 5:39:13 GMT
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing
there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours later and they're
still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop
and they were $70! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.