Post by The Dark Knight on Mar 26, 2015 9:46:32 GMT
This morning on the mancunian way,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Toyota doing 40 MPH
With her face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds...
To continue shaving
And when I looked back,
she was halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt.
And I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the cab
Using my knees against the steering wheel,
It knocked
My mobile Phone
Away from my ear, which fell
Into my coffee which was between my legs,
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins.
Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers!
