RACISM

[The Dark Knight]

A customer asked a sales assistant,
"In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks,
"Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says,
"Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says,
"No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says,
"Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied,

"Because you're in Halfords!"