Post by The Dark Knight on Dec 2, 2014 6:03:11 GMT
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the
doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you
follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though,
by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on
dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f***in' skippin'
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the
doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you
follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though,
by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on
dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f***in' skippin'