When I was 16

[The Dark Knight]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
boobs.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
When I was 18 and in college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability. When I was 21, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 35, I found a smart
ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married
her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I
owned. I am much older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big
boobs