Post by The Dark Knight on Aug 24, 2013 7:41:43 GMT
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked Okay for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking 'she's probably got a really hot daughter.'
Well after several more drinks, we had a bit of a snuggle, and she leans over and asked me: 'If I've ever had a Sportsman's Double.?'
'What's that..?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome..!' she said.
'No...,' I said, getting hot under the collar.
A couple of drinks later, she says: "Well tonight is your lucky night..!!'.
After driving her back to her place.
She quickly opened the front door, switched on the hall light, and shouts up the stairs: 'Mum...you still awake...?'
She looked Okay for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking 'she's probably got a really hot daughter.'
Well after several more drinks, we had a bit of a snuggle, and she leans over and asked me: 'If I've ever had a Sportsman's Double.?'
'What's that..?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome..!' she said.
'No...,' I said, getting hot under the collar.
A couple of drinks later, she says: "Well tonight is your lucky night..!!'.
After driving her back to her place.
She quickly opened the front door, switched on the hall light, and shouts up the stairs: 'Mum...you still awake...?'